The Dangers of Crisps


At lunch time, Billy sat with his classmates. He opened his bag of ready salted, and began to munch them down. Whilst showing off to his friends, Billy decided to put as many in his mouth as he could fit.
Upon fitting the contents of all three boys packets of crisps in his mouth, the fire bell rang. Billy had to run to get outside, in case there was a fire in the school.
Whilst running, Billy tripped over his untied shoelace and fell flat on his face, forcing three bags worth of sharp-edged crisps down his throat in one hasty motion. Billy got to his feet as he began to choke, cough and splutter. He couldn’t breathe. He collapsed on the floor. The force of the impact forced the crisps out of his mouth. Unfortunately, Billy drowned to death in a flavoursome mixture of prawn cocktail, cheese and onion, and his favourite, ready salted.